{"id":22530,"date":"2018-06-12T20:56:19","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T00:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/damasketdentelle.com\/?p=22530"},"modified":"2020-07-30T12:49:25","modified_gmt":"2020-07-30T16:49:25","slug":"letiquette-dans-la-toilette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damasketdentelle.com\/index.php\/2018\/06\/letiquette-dans-la-toilette\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019\u00e9tiquette dans la toilette"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Cette anecdote en est une d\u2019\u00e9galit\u00e9 des sexes, de bact\u00e9riologie, et de psychologie. C\u2019est aussi un cri du coeur et une histoire d\u2019insomnie.<\/p>\n

De leur union, mes parents n\u2019ont eu que moi et pourtant j\u2019ai grandi avec 4 gar\u00e7ons. Des demi-fr\u00e8res sportifs, cr\u00e9atifs, studieux, ou farceurs mais tous vraiment pas tr\u00e8s soucieux de leur relation avec la toilette. Come on les boys<\/i>! C\u2019est pas cool d\u2019\u00e0 moiti\u00e9 tomber dans le trou de la toilette en pleine nuit parce qu\u2019on a des trop petits yeux pour allumer la lumi\u00e8re et qu\u2019on n\u2019a pas remarqu\u00e9 que le si\u00e8ge \u00e9tait relev\u00e9. J\u2019aurais pourtant d\u00fb le savoir depuis le temps. Fois apr\u00e8s fois, je continuais de m\u2019\u00e9clabousser d\u2019eau froide aux petites heures du matin. Bonjour le r\u00e9veil brutal. Ce qui fait que lorsque je suis partie en appartement, je me suis dit que plus jamais personne ne laisserait le si\u00e8ge de la toilette relev\u00e9.<\/p>\n

\u00c7a c\u2019est jusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce que j\u2019emm\u00e9nage avec mon copain. Hummm, c\u2019est un truc universellement masculin alors? Le constat m\u2019a fait r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir. Est-ce que la seule solution \u00e9tait donc de vivre avec la grosse lumi\u00e8re ouverte la nuit pour s\u2019assurer d\u2019un passage aux WC sans danger?<\/p>\n

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Comment r\u00e9gler cet \u00e9ternel conflit des sexes?\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n

Comme dans toute chose, il y a plus d\u2019un c\u00f4t\u00e9 \u00e0 la m\u00e9daille. Trois dans ce cas-ci en fait. L\u2019\u00e9galit\u00e9 des sexes veut que chacun fasse sa part (\u00e9gale) et donc si on met en application cet argument alors il serait juste de dire que tous doivent accepter le fait de toucher le si\u00e8ge une fois par passage: les hommes pour le lever et les femmes pour l\u2019abaisser. Bon pitou, bon minou.<\/p>\n

Les psychologues et th\u00e9rapeutes quand \u00e0 eux seront certes d\u2019avis que l\u2019irritation accumul\u00e9e face au sujet puisse d\u00e9g\u00e9n\u00e9rer en conflit r\u00e9el dans le couple. Comme un petit bobo qu\u2019on gratte constamment et qui devient une plaie ouverte, sensible et douloureuse. Et qu\u2019il faille donc, pour le bien du couple, mettre de l\u2019eau dans son vin.<\/p>\n

Et puis il y a les bact\u00e9riologistes qui pourront faire l\u2019analyse du fait que les bact\u00e9ries pr\u00e9sentes sur le si\u00e8ge, peuvent rendre une personne malade si elle sont ing\u00e9r\u00e9es. L\u2019inverse est toutefois aussi vrai, c\u2019est en entrant en contact avec des bact\u00e9ries que notre syst\u00e8me immunitaire se d\u00e9veloppe. Vous voyez comme moi ici un argument en or pour les messieurs: \u201cMais ch\u00e9rie, je le fait pour ta sant\u00e9 voyons.<\/i>\u201d<\/p>\n

Au bout du compte je crois que c\u2019est une question de consid\u00e9ration envers l\u2019autre et non pas une question d\u2019\u00e9galit\u00e9 ou de sant\u00e9. Abaisser le si\u00e8ge qu\u2019on a lev\u00e9 rel\u00e8ve du domaine de la gentillesse et de la civilit\u00e9. Et mesdames, pour renvoyer \u00e0 vos hommes l\u2019ascenseur d\u2019une fois \u00e0 l\u2019autre, remontez le si\u00e8ge \u00e0 l\u2019occasion, juste pour leur faire plaisir.<\/p>\n

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Cette anecdote en est une d\u2019\u00e9galit\u00e9 des sexes, de bact\u00e9riologie, et de psychologie. C\u2019est aussi un cri du coeur et une histoire d\u2019insomnie. De leur union, mes parents n\u2019ont eu que moi et pourtant j\u2019ai grandi avec 4 gar\u00e7ons. Des demi-fr\u00e8res sportifs, cr\u00e9atifs, studieux, ou farceurs mais tous vraiment pas tr\u00e8s soucieux de leur relation…<\/p>\n

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